Post by YuriGeller on May 30, 2014 12:48:58 GMT
Grand Theft Auto: Talez From Los Santos
Welcome To Los Santos. In a place where clowns is everywhere n' up in a place up in which tha rich dominizzle there is four playas whoz ass is all up in debt, owe playas a whole lot of dollars n' is unable ta live tha nostalgic Gangsta Dream . These four playas need scrilla n' so they assemble a gang of four other Gangsta playa hatas whoz ass is also on tha breadline. In these gangs they will kill, torture, deal sticky-icky-ickys n' fight fo' tha scrilla which will give dem tha opportunitizzle ta live tha dream. Da Gangsta Dream.
This game is tha successor ta a game called Grand Theft Auto: ONM Gangs (I suggest you peep it ta git a gangbangin' feel fo' tha game). In dis game I'ma have freshly smoked up features like fuckin Heists up in which yo big-ass booty is ghon be robbin tha Bank of Los Santos n' major crews up in tha ghetto of Los Santos, there will only be four gangs up in tha game so I don't run outta mission scams n' gangs gonna git mo' than one mission giver which you won't be able ta chizzle as at random times up in tha game yo' gang thugz will rap bout em.
Step Ups *Four Spaces*:
Username:
Character Name:
Gang Name:
Type (out of stealthy, intellectual, phat n' gunman):
What Happens In Los Santos Gangs
Yo ass start wit $300, there is two missions per week n' you gotta pay $500 of yo' debt each month. $500 is ghon be taken off you as soon as you've done two missions each month however you can ask me if you can take mo' off yo' debt if you can afford dat shit. Yo crazy-ass aim is ta pay back all of yo' $90000 debt n' yo' lent scrilla (that number is tha amount owed up in total) first outta all tha gangs ta become tha victor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da only ways you can pay off yo' debt is by yo' gang completin missions which is given by yo' mission inventors n' by pushin cars, motorbikes, boats, sticky-icky-ickys n' other shit you find durin missions missions however you may wanna keep some shit as they may be helpful fo' missions. In each round of missions you gonna git three ices one is Strangers n' Freaks missions which is probably easy as fuck n' only give a lil' small-ass amount of scrilla, then there be a medium hang-up option where there be a cold-ass lil chizzle yo' gang thugz could suffer from a fuck-up which will deduct scrilla from yo' overall reward as yo big-ass booty is ghon gotta pay fo' yo' hospitizzle bills. Overall it gives moderate pay. Da next is tha third options where sometimes it can just be hard as fuck n' then sometimes straight-up hard as fuck these missions can range ta five-o battlez ta heists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. These missions give a straight-up phat pay however yo' gang thugz could potentially suffer from a straight-up fuck-up which could cost you a shitload of scrilla fo' realz. All you gotta do each is chizzle tha mission you wanna do each round n' sometimes select whoz ass you wanna participate up in tha mission as every last muthafuckin now n' again n' again n' again yo big-ass booty is ghon only need one or two of yo' thugz fo' a mission.
Beware yo' thugz can git all up in jail however you can bribe five-o fools all up in tha courtroom but it might not pay-off. If you lose a member from a cold-ass lil courtroom scenario yo big-ass booty is ghon gotta recruit a freshly smoked up member which I'ma give ta you up in a list up in a post. They will all cost n' a shitload of dem is ghon be straight-up talented so expect some big-ass prices. They gonna git default names but you can chizzle they name fo' free.
At end of each month, tha Ammunizzle chain of Los Santos will release a update on there joint wit a sale. Gangs is ghon be able ta bid on these weapons, cars, boats n' motorbikes n' sticky-icky-ickys which they is ghon be able ta use fo' missions n' heists or resell fo' mo' scrilla (risky but could pay off). Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some shit will help you a shitload up in missions or heists.
Yo ass can big-ass up a heist whenever you want (sometimes heists is ghon be available as missions) there is ghon be two options fo' heists one is called 'Quick but risky' dis option is where you only take a lil' small-ass amount of scrilla (like fuckin only takin £5,000 from a funky-ass bank or company) n' it will reasonably quick fo' you gang however there is still a risk of fuck-up n' a cold-ass lil chizzle a shitload of y'all gang thugz is ghon be arrested by tha police. Then tha second option is called 'Da big-ass one' dis is where you take a big-ass amount from tha bank or a cold-ass lil company (like fuckin takin £1,0000) n' there be a big-ass chizzle one of mah thugs up in yo' gang will drop scrilla, suffer a straight-up injury, be arrested or take a thugged-out dirt nap. If you wanna big-ass up a heist PM me what tha fuck shit yo big-ass booty is ghon ta take, whoz ass yo big-ass booty is ghon take (only fo' 'quick but risky as you only need two thugz fo' dat option). Once one of mah thugs robs tha Bank Of Los Santos or multi million/bazillion makin g-units, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. they may sometimes be closed temporarily if enough damage ta tha bank or a cold-ass lil g-units HQ has been done.
Heist Areas:
Bank Of Los Santos (Millions)
Wal Mart Shop (Thousands) *Yo ass can not do Da Big One type of heist up in a Wal Mart shop*
Wal Mart HQ (Millions)
Lifeinvader HQ (Millions)
Upgradin Gang Members Skills
Upgradin yo' gang thugz game is crucial if you wanna prevent thugz from sufferin fuck-ups. For example, yo' glock masta may engage up in a gangbangin' fist fight wit no glock ta use so he might struggle as dat schmoooove muthafucka has low strength however you can upgrade a cold-ass lil certain skill up in which they don't excel up in (take note if one of mah thugs be a glock masta you can't upgrade there blastin game as it be already at itz maximum. Each time you upgrade a skill it goes up by 5 n' tha maximum is 30. Take note each skill they don't excel up in start at 5 n' tha skill they do excel up in stays at 40 up in ratin which means dat there main skill is still superior ta tha other game once they is upgraded ta there full potential.
Welcome To Los Santos. In a place where clowns is everywhere n' up in a place up in which tha rich dominizzle there is four playas whoz ass is all up in debt, owe playas a whole lot of dollars n' is unable ta live tha nostalgic Gangsta Dream . These four playas need scrilla n' so they assemble a gang of four other Gangsta playa hatas whoz ass is also on tha breadline. In these gangs they will kill, torture, deal sticky-icky-ickys n' fight fo' tha scrilla which will give dem tha opportunitizzle ta live tha dream. Da Gangsta Dream.
This game is tha successor ta a game called Grand Theft Auto: ONM Gangs (I suggest you peep it ta git a gangbangin' feel fo' tha game). In dis game I'ma have freshly smoked up features like fuckin Heists up in which yo big-ass booty is ghon be robbin tha Bank of Los Santos n' major crews up in tha ghetto of Los Santos, there will only be four gangs up in tha game so I don't run outta mission scams n' gangs gonna git mo' than one mission giver which you won't be able ta chizzle as at random times up in tha game yo' gang thugz will rap bout em.
Step Ups *Four Spaces*:
Username:
Character Name:
Gang Name:
Type (out of stealthy, intellectual, phat n' gunman):
What Happens In Los Santos Gangs
Yo ass start wit $300, there is two missions per week n' you gotta pay $500 of yo' debt each month. $500 is ghon be taken off you as soon as you've done two missions each month however you can ask me if you can take mo' off yo' debt if you can afford dat shit. Yo crazy-ass aim is ta pay back all of yo' $90000 debt n' yo' lent scrilla (that number is tha amount owed up in total) first outta all tha gangs ta become tha victor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da only ways you can pay off yo' debt is by yo' gang completin missions which is given by yo' mission inventors n' by pushin cars, motorbikes, boats, sticky-icky-ickys n' other shit you find durin missions missions however you may wanna keep some shit as they may be helpful fo' missions. In each round of missions you gonna git three ices one is Strangers n' Freaks missions which is probably easy as fuck n' only give a lil' small-ass amount of scrilla, then there be a medium hang-up option where there be a cold-ass lil chizzle yo' gang thugz could suffer from a fuck-up which will deduct scrilla from yo' overall reward as yo big-ass booty is ghon gotta pay fo' yo' hospitizzle bills. Overall it gives moderate pay. Da next is tha third options where sometimes it can just be hard as fuck n' then sometimes straight-up hard as fuck these missions can range ta five-o battlez ta heists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. These missions give a straight-up phat pay however yo' gang thugz could potentially suffer from a straight-up fuck-up which could cost you a shitload of scrilla fo' realz. All you gotta do each is chizzle tha mission you wanna do each round n' sometimes select whoz ass you wanna participate up in tha mission as every last muthafuckin now n' again n' again n' again yo big-ass booty is ghon only need one or two of yo' thugz fo' a mission.
Beware yo' thugz can git all up in jail however you can bribe five-o fools all up in tha courtroom but it might not pay-off. If you lose a member from a cold-ass lil courtroom scenario yo big-ass booty is ghon gotta recruit a freshly smoked up member which I'ma give ta you up in a list up in a post. They will all cost n' a shitload of dem is ghon be straight-up talented so expect some big-ass prices. They gonna git default names but you can chizzle they name fo' free.
At end of each month, tha Ammunizzle chain of Los Santos will release a update on there joint wit a sale. Gangs is ghon be able ta bid on these weapons, cars, boats n' motorbikes n' sticky-icky-ickys which they is ghon be able ta use fo' missions n' heists or resell fo' mo' scrilla (risky but could pay off). Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some shit will help you a shitload up in missions or heists.
Yo ass can big-ass up a heist whenever you want (sometimes heists is ghon be available as missions) there is ghon be two options fo' heists one is called 'Quick but risky' dis option is where you only take a lil' small-ass amount of scrilla (like fuckin only takin £5,000 from a funky-ass bank or company) n' it will reasonably quick fo' you gang however there is still a risk of fuck-up n' a cold-ass lil chizzle a shitload of y'all gang thugz is ghon be arrested by tha police. Then tha second option is called 'Da big-ass one' dis is where you take a big-ass amount from tha bank or a cold-ass lil company (like fuckin takin £1,0000) n' there be a big-ass chizzle one of mah thugs up in yo' gang will drop scrilla, suffer a straight-up injury, be arrested or take a thugged-out dirt nap. If you wanna big-ass up a heist PM me what tha fuck shit yo big-ass booty is ghon ta take, whoz ass yo big-ass booty is ghon take (only fo' 'quick but risky as you only need two thugz fo' dat option). Once one of mah thugs robs tha Bank Of Los Santos or multi million/bazillion makin g-units, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. they may sometimes be closed temporarily if enough damage ta tha bank or a cold-ass lil g-units HQ has been done.
Heist Areas:
Bank Of Los Santos (Millions)
Wal Mart Shop (Thousands) *Yo ass can not do Da Big One type of heist up in a Wal Mart shop*
Wal Mart HQ (Millions)
Lifeinvader HQ (Millions)
Upgradin Gang Members Skills
Upgradin yo' gang thugz game is crucial if you wanna prevent thugz from sufferin fuck-ups. For example, yo' glock masta may engage up in a gangbangin' fist fight wit no glock ta use so he might struggle as dat schmoooove muthafucka has low strength however you can upgrade a cold-ass lil certain skill up in which they don't excel up in (take note if one of mah thugs be a glock masta you can't upgrade there blastin game as it be already at itz maximum. Each time you upgrade a skill it goes up by 5 n' tha maximum is 30. Take note each skill they don't excel up in start at 5 n' tha skill they do excel up in stays at 40 up in ratin which means dat there main skill is still superior ta tha other game once they is upgraded ta there full potential.
